Ok rant time. Firstly I had a terrible weekend. It started well with a good night out on friday night, but that led to a terrible hangover all day saturday, and the workmen decided they were going to start laying My kitchen tiles, when meant I had to get things moved before they arrived, then put up with the mess for the rest of the weekend. Oh joy. Then sunday I had really bad indigestion all day. There was no burning just excruciating pain all the way from My stomach to My chest. I then slept about 2 or 3 hours sunday night because of the pain. Monday My car decides to fuck up. The brakes went...well not totally, but enough to not be able to use it. It was looked at and the bill is going to be around £300. I can think of better things to spend £300 on! Now 10 minutes ago an email arrives from rob, who is supposedly on holiday in scotland, and owes Me around 300 on his return. Goddess, at the risk of f*cking You off in the extreme, i'm afraid disaster has struck. my wife caught me trying to log on to messenger while we were on holiday and we had it out. Needless to say she was not very happy with me, but it does mean that i am absolutely on best behaviour right now.... i'm really sorry. i know i still owe You, and will of course still pay You, but right now it is just not going to be possible without certain divorce...
Sorry - hope to catch up with You soon to grovel in person.
rob
My reply: ok right, firstly you say you were waiting for new card, unusual for the new one to not arrive before the old expires, even more unusual for someone such as yourself to not notice until its time to pay Me, then you say your off to scotland, getting the train in the morning, but funnily enough, there you are on the train to scotland early that evening ( incidentally the same time as youd usually be coming home from work)....wifey ( if there even is one like Ive always doubted) is already there, on holiday, and youre off to join her, very odd that a couple would go at different times of the day, especially as now shes supposedly heavily pregnant , altho for some other strange reason that hasnt been mentioned for a while either. Now wifey has caught you signing into yahoo, which on its own isnt a great sin, and anyone normal would just say they use messenger to chat to friends etc, but no, you aparently confess all(hmmm??), and an extremely understanding or maybe totally stupid wifey finds out what you have been doing, yet stays with you?!!!! To be honest, within the first week or 2 of meeting you I knew you were a liar, Im not quite sure why you feel the need to lie, maybe you get off on it, which is fine, as alot of this fetish is fantasy based anyway, so yes that was fine, if you want to say you have a wife when you dont, if you want to make out youre nearly getting caught when your not ( too many things dont add up) then thats great, but when it comes to not paying me owed tribute thats an entirely different matter. You see men are terrible liars, I dont even know why they bother, because theyre either totally shit at it, or the female is far too clever and catches them out anyway....and frankly I dont believe a word you say....and nor would anyone else given all the details. Now, youre owing in excess of £300 when I add up all the 10 per day interest. Ill be kind and let you off with 250, but I want it in My email by tomorrow. I dont care how you do it, or what excuse you make to the imaginary wifey, besides, if youve already told her everything 1 extra time isnt gonna make much difference. Oh and pls dont reply trying to make Me believe your terrible stories are true, dont waste Mine or your own time bothering, just get to amazon, and send the 250, and then dont come back until wifey is sorted and you are ready with huge apology.I am SERIOUSLY pissed off.
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